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An 18th Century Fantasy Brothel: A lusty aristocrat is denied by a revolutionary prostitute. Lust! Love! Performed by two beautiful fools.

Enter an 18th Century Fantasy where an entitled aristocrat indulges himself at a brothel the night before his royal wedding. He seeks the affections of a prostitute known only as She.

But She has a motto: “The Only Good Royal is a Dead Royal.” She is a whore of the people and will never, ever take a client from the royal family!

Will her principles triumph over the intoxicating lure of his famous pheremones? Will he seduce her before his wedding in the morning or will her revolutionary principles win out?

Told through clown, burlesque, song, soaring speeches, audience participation, two idiots venture through this surreal and sexy Fantasy Romance. Immersive and audience interactive: enter the stupidest brothel in all of fake history.

Starring Athena and Danelle